I’m impressed. You managed to keep your eyes closed and listen to your ipod (nano, black, 1st generation) and make it off on your stop. I can only assume that you were counting how many times the train stopped. You also must have been listening to 80’s power ballads. I say this because no one would expect that from you. I find it awesome. Your nano had a white rubber case that...
Rule No. 111: A man in a minivan is half a man. Rule No. 112: A man on a 1949...– esquire
why on earth would a long tailed cat get stuck in a room full of rocking chairs? more to the point, why on earth would someone dedicate an entire room to only rocking chairs?
i’ve waited all day to talk to you. i’m still waiting.
livefrommybedroom: this song is called...
upon noticing that i had a diet pepsi for...
brian: so that's all you're having for breakfast?
me: well no, i mean i might have some sun chips.
brian: wow. i could never do that. i always have to eat breakfast. what are you doing for lunch?
me: well today i got a microwave pizza. and maybe some more chips.
brian: your diet fascinates me.
me: i know, right?
brian: you have the dream diet of a nine year old. you're actually the kid who said, "when i grow up, i'm only going to eat candy and drink soda," and meant it.
me: i'm awesome.
It certainly looks like you’ve had a long day. Your eyes are heavy and sleepy. However, it does look like your day was productive. I’m assuming that it was your day off. You have a full shopping bag from h & m. Your hair is red, but not naturally so. Your eyes are an incredible, piercing, blue. And naturally so. I’m a big fan of the beret clip-thing in your hair,...
RULE NO. 228: Movies that feature a fat person in the starring role are...– esquire
this is awesome. thank you. kanghaskan: ...
thanks dad, you're like, the coolest.
today is my dad’s birthday so i thought i would write something. on my other tumblr, livefrommybedroom.tumblr.com, i recorded a song that he wrote many years before i was born. there’s a cool story behind this. the immediately story is that he wrote it around the time he was my age and was feeling a lot of the same feelings that i have so often felt. about not being where he wanted to be,...
livefrommybedroom: this song is originally by...
RULE NO. 287: Every sitcom must feature an episode in which a male character is...– esquire
livefrommybedroom: this is orginally by Chico...
i officially plan on adopting this: walpaper: It’s been awhile since I’ve written one. I believe I wrote my first Plane Letter in Jr. High, though it could have been earlier. Plane Letters are long (five or more pages) notes which are written to a friend or love interest. These can have drawings, mazes and games embedded between the rambling text. Once written, the letter is placed within an...
you really have no idea
livefrommybedroom: this is called “mr....
Rule No. 143: Permanent press is the most mysterious of wash cycles.– esquire
an eskimo sighting: (preface)
When I was a little boy my mom used to tell me something. Needless to say, it stuck. Whenever we were out traveling the town/world/universe, and we witnessed or were subject to random acts of kindness from total strangers, my momma would say that we just met an Eskimo. Now, my mommy is a brilliant woman and completely aware of the fact that said Eskimo was not in actuality a real Eskimo, but...
an eskimo sighting:
I was walking home from the subway today, from a long damn day at work. Curiously, I was walking a bit slower than usual. Perhaps this was because it wasn’t “punch you in the face” cold, or because my feet hurt, or maybe just because. Anyway, as I was about to get to my street to take a left and get home, I certainly saw something that totally made my day. As I was walking by a restaurant, I...
You look tired. Like you haven’t had a solid night’s sleep in months. This is why I’ve decided that your tea tastes of berry and your name is Victoria. I realize the two are unrelated but I am just as sleepy. You’re not a fan of being called Vicky. You have an amazing black jacket that looks impossibly warm, you have blue jeans and black uggs from what I can assume. You have a tan bag that...
livefrommybedroom: this song is called, “At Your...
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sometimes i feel like all i need is a good running start to leap into the sky and fly to you like superman does when thinking of lois lane.
livefrommybedroom: this song is originally sung by...
RULE NO. 96: It is always unacceptable to refuse a woman’s request to...– esquire
me: yeah i'm going to have to have that conversation when i'm sober.
me: like, wicked sober.
me: like, not talking out loud to yourself, sober.
i want to hold your hand.
Rule No. 565: If you can hear music through the headphones of the person sitting...– esquire
currently, i am deep in geek-mode.
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i like this. it’s quite interesing to see how much actually does change. although, i do wonder if they change the mattresses in all 24 bedrooms? or at least the presidential bedroom. right?
The problem with being a self-loathing narcissist is that I hate how awesome I...– sharingtime
livefrommybedroom: i recorded this for my little...
I’ve concluded that Admiral Ackbar would be a kick ass name for a goldfish.
this made me giggle. a great way to start the morning. saramcpherson: This is officially the Greatest Video Ever. vinh: EepyBird’s Sticky Note experiment where they used 280,951 Post-It Notes to create glorious office art. This video gives a good idea of what Sara’s office is like.
I knew your name immediately. Hello, Maria, you look like you’re freezing. Your brown hair is up, showing off your very red, very adorable ears. I am also quite the fan of your dark eyes. They happen to be a deep, chocolate, brown. I want you to know that all black is a very good choice for you. The gold accents are a good choice for you and your coat. It’s a nice touch. ...
fact: (follow up)
and yes, i do realize that my post is on a sunday, but i have not gone to bed yet, therefore, by all intents and purposes, it is still saturday. even though, “officially” it’s sunday.
it’s a pleasant 21 degrees outside. to which i am glad i am at home, but somewhat upset by that very same fact. afterall, it is saturday and i have it on good authority that it’s all right for fighting.
Rule No. 814: The only two things a man can safely describe as...– esquire
you were wearing a burgundy beanie with sunglasses tucked comfortably on top. a tan jacket, green scarf, and a red sweater. an ipod nano (previous generation) was involved. I’ve decided that you were listening to Maroon 5 due simply to the playful nature you were exuding. Your eyes are magnificent and dark, dark brown. You had two purses, one black, and one with a green strap. You were...
copycats: “Fight For Your Right to Party” by...
Does She Love You? by Pasha Malla - The Morning... →
this is what i want. her.