it would appear that February is “Meet Your Heroes” month. This is me with yet another absolute hero. incidentally, it was also a wednesday, and yes, i am totally wearing the same thing. embarrassing for me. funny for you.
“Hello space race to go back with us on delete word go back, space editor don’t return early certain is going pro Kwara l’amour or Camino actually do anything that is productive and a this race to go back with us one delete word code backspace editor don’t return early is going pro I. had or Camino actually do anything that is productive and a was white teens and was a way just as it is a a finisher would move defensive move on will destroy you wonder if you can understand me better if I speak like a computer and moved all of will wonder if you can do better if you and and grenade you understood me how it is my robot of at a a not sure this is going to work the way and I thought it would.”—my computer after i installed a voice recognition program.
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” – Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” – Tommy, age 6
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” – Chris, age 7
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” – Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” – Karen, age 7
“A winter hat does two things well: keeps your head warm and gets lost. Regarding the second point, it doesn’t matter how careful you are, what rare fiber — cashmere, mohair, qiviut — it’s made of, which of your grandmas or great-aunts or girlfriends knitted it for you. At some point, your hat will disappear. And then you’ll feel cold and guilty.”—Tim Heffernan via Esquire
i find this creepy. but also, i am kind of impressed with their drive and vision. taking over the world is not a “let’s do it before brunch” kind of activity. you really have to wake up early and work through at least lunch. sometimes dinner.