March 2009
“RULE NO. 601: The best vocal register is basso profundo.”
– esquire
fact:
when the topic of conversation turns to dinosaurs, all men present, no matter age, status, and sobriety, will invariably turn into an eight year old. dinosaurs are effing awesome.
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Friends In...
February 2009
fact:
my tummy hurts.
“RULE NO. 149: The best villains have accents and walk slowly.”
– esquire
it would appear that February is “Meet Your Heroes” month. This is me with yet another absolute hero. incidentally, it was also a wednesday, and yes, i am totally wearing the same thing. embarrassing for me. funny for you.
fact:
i always wave goodbye to my cab drivers.
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Save...
“RULE NO. 469: Never introduce yourself in a restroom.”
– esquire
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “San Dimas...
“Hello space race to go back with us on delete word go back, space editor...”
– my computer after i installed a voice recognition program.
fact:
my mommy checks my tumblr every day.
Love according to children →
i do realize that i am, sometimes, more girl than guy. but dammit, i defy you to find anything more adorable.
jenq:
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” – Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” – Tommy, age 6
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and...
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Tearin’ Up...
“Rule No. 67 In the elegant logic of our mother tongue of English, the word...”
– esquire
my job is cool for many reasons. one of which, being that sometimes, you get to meet your hero.
“A winter hat does two things well: keeps your head warm and gets lost. Regarding...”
– Tim Heffernan via Esquire
Master Plan - About the power of Google →
i find this creepy. but also, i am kind of impressed with their drive and vision. taking over the world is not a “let’s do it before brunch” kind of activity. you really have to wake up early and work through at least lunch. sometimes dinner.
Just Imagine: 2020 - Stories and Video from... →
in 2020 i will be 38 and i find that weird to think about. flying cars and hoverboards? totally cool with.
fact:
i miss you.
“Rule No. 943: Never the crumble. Sometimes the crisp. Always the cobbler.”
– esquire
fact:
new york city is my valentine. i love this city so much it drives me crazy. incidentally, i took a cab home and was smiling the whole time. the buildings, the energy, the everything. i. am. in. love.
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “L-O-V-E” ...
