RULE NO. 601: The best vocal register is basso profundo.– esquire
when the topic of conversation turns to dinosaurs, all men present, no matter age, status, and sobriety, will invariably turn into an eight year old. dinosaurs are effing awesome.
livefrommybedroom: this song is called “Friends In...
my tummy hurts.
RULE NO. 149: The best villains have accents and walk slowly.– esquire
it would appear that February is “Meet Your Heroes” month. This is me with yet another absolute hero. incidentally, it was also a wednesday, and yes, i am totally wearing the same thing. embarrassing for me. funny for you.
i always wave goodbye to my cab drivers.
livefrommybedroom: this song is called “Save...
RULE NO. 469: Never introduce yourself in a restroom.– esquire
livefrommybedroom: this song is called “San Dimas...
Hello space race to go back with us on delete word go back, space editor...– my computer after i installed a voice recognition program.
my mommy checks my tumblr every day.
Love according to children →
i do realize that i am, sometimes, more girl than guy. but dammit, i defy you to find anything more adorable. jenq: “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” – Noelle, age 7 “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” – Tommy, age 6 “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and...
livefrommybedroom: this song is called “Tearin’ Up...
Rule No. 67 In the elegant logic of our mother tongue of English, the word...– esquire
my job is cool for many reasons. one of which, being that sometimes, you get to meet your hero.
A winter hat does two things well: keeps your head warm and gets lost. Regarding...– Tim Heffernan via Esquire
Master Plan - About the power of Google →
i find this creepy. but also, i am kind of impressed with their drive and vision. taking over the world is not a “let’s do it before brunch” kind of activity. you really have to wake up early and work through at least lunch. sometimes dinner.
Just Imagine: 2020 - Stories and Video from... →
in 2020 i will be 38 and i find that weird to think about. flying cars and hoverboards? totally cool with.
i miss you.
Rule No. 943: Never the crumble. Sometimes the crisp. Always the cobbler.– esquire
new york city is my valentine. i love this city so much it drives me crazy. incidentally, i took a cab home and was smiling the whole time. the buildings, the energy, the everything. i. am. in. love.
livefrommybedroom: this song is called “L-O-V-E” ...