March 2009
livefrommybedroom:
by request, this song is called...
“RULE NO. 315: Never trust a man in leather trousers without a motorcycle.”
– esquire
fact:
it’s so cold outside, but you’re so hot.
Why Trying to be Productive is a Huge Waste of... →
walpaper:
“The feeling of needing to accomplish something stems from dissatisfaction with the present. With this mindset, the whole idea of achieving is to become something. On the surface, it may seem like you’re doing something positive, but there’s a subtle undercurrent of rejection of what is. Rejection of yourself.” - Illuminated Mind
via: og
this explains a whole hell of a lot. ...
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Sunday...
fact:
apparently mother nature not only reads my tumblr, but also has a wicked sense of humor. she responded to my last post with snow this morning. thanks, momma.
fact:
i’m somewhat done with this whole “winter” thing. although it was nice enough outside today to wear a light jacket, and no socks, it still rained all day. to which i am not a fan of. i want it to be warm. i want to leave my apartment and walk down a sunny street. i want to wear nothing but a t-shirt and jeans. also shoes. always shoes.
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Doctor My...
“Rule No. 368: A man may use any euphemism for sex except “making...”
– esquire
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called, “I’m...
fact:
using the photo below as evidence, i am hereby appointing my brother to the title of “captain nostalgic”
oh man, does this take me back. when brother and i were little boys, we had a whole mess of turtle and turtle related toys. we even had the turtle van, though both of us were always jealous of our cousin dusty because he had the technodrome, a xanadu of sorts to the hill boys. ...
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Island In...
“Rule No. 375: The guy in the middle seat gets both armrests.”
– esquire
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “A Walk...
about me:
often times, the right amount of whiskey and a damn good day will sometimes cause introspection. this would be one of those times. i feel like you’ve gotten a pretty good chance through this very tumblr to get to know me and what i enjoy/find funny/think about, but i’m not sure i’ve put anything relatively personal on here. so this would be it. an about me, as it were: i...
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “Everything...
livefrommybedroom:
this song is called “When I...
fact:
the picture below neatly sums up the entirety of my childhood and how i feel about my adult life. my brother found this picture, shared it with me and mommy, and incidentally made two people cry at the same time. on opposite ends of the country. to be honest, i can’t believe how much a boy and a tiger made two boys and a mommy so happy.
“Q: Do you think the relationship between Rocky and Apollo could be considered...”
– http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090306 (via dankantor)
easily the funniest and most introspective look at the bromance. makes me giggle, it does.
An [insert collective noun here] of collective...
as an english guy, i thoroughly enjoy this:
saramcpherson:
Yes, we all know that a group of crows is called a murder. Here are some other phenomenal collective nouns:
A business of ferrets
A blessing of unicorns
A parliament of owls
A smack of jellyfish
A shrewdness of apes
An exaltation of larks
A sneak of weasels
A pitying of turtledoves
A mutation of thrushes
Many, many...
this just in...
the take five candy bar is not half bad. for those unfamiliar, it’s the candy bar that has not only chocolate and peanut butter, but also a pretzel inside. normally i wouldn’t go for such a bar, but i happened to purchase one a few nights ago. i’m glad i did. it made for a prefect way to end my dinner. well played, take five. well played.
Me: you've never seen the grinch?
Her: no
Me: oh you're lying...oh you're Jewish
